Such is Life

*Wednesday morning I was doing a tub of laundry and my washer bit the dust! Of course it broke before it drained all the water out. So last night I had to pull all the clothes out and rinse them in the bath tub. I am so glad it wasn't a load of jeans or towels, just Phillip's dress clothes. It's a lot of work rinsing and wringing clothes!

*The repair man comes tomorrow. I need to scoop the water out of the washer this afternoon. Cup by cup by cup.

*I hope the repair man can fix it tomorrow. A little someone is on her last pair of panties. I can either
A) Wash a couple pair by hand
B) Buy a new package at Walmart
C) Go to the laundry mat
I guarantee it won't be C until we have all worn every article of clothing in this house. I had enough laundry mat days during our first couple months of marriage.

*We went swimming with my sweet friend Crystal yesterday. I forgot to put sunscreen on Ashlyn. I know, what a mom right? The girls wear different sunscreens because of Aubrey's sensitive skin. So I put sunscreen on both of their faces and on Aubrey at home. I was going to wait until we got to the pool to do Ashlyn because her spray on sunscreen is so greasy and I didn't want it on her car seat. By time we got to the pool I completely forgot I needed to finish her up. I didn't realize what I did until half way through her nap.

*Ashlyn's burn isn't very bad but she's playing it up hardcore. She looked at her no longer red arms today and got mad because her burn was gone. She'll milk it for the rest of the month...

*When Aubrey woke up from her nap yesterday she unloaded in her diaper. When I was changing her diaper I noticed poop on her ankle. Strange! Then I noticed poop on her fingers and under her nails. Disgusting! Then I looked over at her bed and there are poop streaks on her sheet where she tried to wipe her hands. Greeeeaaaatttt!!

*The dookie streaked sheets are sitting on the dryer. Waiting for the repair man to fix my washer.

*Aubrey is starting to talk more and more these days. She is starting to call her blankie "blankie" not "bay bay". It makes me kinda sad!

*While driving in the car Ashlyn was telling Aubrey her knock knock jokes.
Ashlyn: Mom Aubrey isn't laughing at my jokes
Me: She's too little to understand jokes, honey.
(What I MEANT was, she's too little to fake laugh at all your jokes like mommy and daddy do)

*By the way, thank you Uncle Doug for teaching Ashlyn the banana and orange knock knock joke at Christmas. Just wait, I'll teach your kids something equally as annoying this next year!

*I have an eye appointment this Saturday. I haven't been to the eye doctor in 5 years. I'm blind as a bat and wear contacts. I'm hoping they don't ask when my last eye exam was.

*The girls and I stepped into the Fitness Center locker room to use the restroom before Zumba this morning. They always have upbeat music playing, you know, work out music. There just happened to be an electric guitar ripping it and Aubrey starts playing the air guitar while I'm carrying her on my hip!! I couldn't stop laughing. Their daddy's blood runs thick in our girls!